whalienboo: damn boi are you a campfire because you're hot and i want s'more
daegupikachu: you don't even know what i look like.
daegupikachu: you're annoying me, alice.
whalienboo: you and i are best friends, you can't change that now, daeguboy.
daegupikachu: my name is mingyu. use it.
whalienboo: but if i call you mingyu, i'd automatically think of kim mingyu
whalienboo: whoever you are, you're nowhere as good looking as THAT mingyu
daegupikachu: what if i'm kim taehyung ;)?
whalienboo: then i'm dead.
whalienboo: but you're not taetae. you're park mingyu and you're a meanie :ccccc
daegupikachu: taetae? weirdo.
whalienboo: if i'm so annoying, then why are you talking to me????? hmmMMMMM?
daegupikachu: i don't know either.
whalienboo: iF THIS IS GOING TO BE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST TRY MINGYU
daegupikachu: relationship??
whalienboo: our best friend relationship ;-;
daegupikachu: oh. okay. best friends.
daegupikachu: one question.
daegupikachu: what are you?
whalienboo: i am alice the alien and i have been sent from the planet xandar to ~mingle~ with you humans
daegupikachu: couldn't you have ~mingled~ elsewhere?
whalienboo: nope. because this is the planet you're on, d-boy ;)))))))
daegupikachu: why are you being so weird today????
whalienboo: isn't that everyday
daegupikachu: i've known you for a week and i can't stop talking to you. hELP.
whalienboo: oH
whalienboo: HAPPY WEEK-VERSARYYY PARK MINGYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!
daegupikachu: its about time i got your number.
daegupikachu: give me your number.
whalienboo: why do you need my number when we can talk on here lmao
daegupikachu: because i can't block you on here
whalienboo: you make no sense mingbaby
whalienboo: but okay
whalienboo: use a pick up line and i'll give you my number c;
daegupikachu: you weirdo
daegupikachu: i
daegupikachu: were you forged by sauron? because baby, you are precious.
whalienboo: OMG AHAHAHHAHAHA
whalienboo: DID YOU USE THAT ONE BECAUSE I TOLD YOU I LIKED LORD OF THE RINGS
whalienboo: OMG MINGYU YOU'RE ADORABLE
whalienboo: yOU WIN OKAY HAVE MY NUMBER I L OVE YOU??????????
daegupikachu: weirdo :) ❤
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