alice?: there's this group of beaches who're after me because of something i don't know
mingbaby: well, what do you want me to do? fly in my little south korean plane all the way to england, only to drive over to nottingham, barge into your gRAMMAR SCHOOL and keep you company in the toilets?
alice?: grammar school
alice?: wow i sure do tell you a lot about myself, don't i?
alice?: hEY MINGCRAP
alice?: do you know when my birthday is
alice?: the year i was born
alice?: if you do then we have a problem because i told you everything but that, i think
mingcrap: good, because i don't.
alice?: september 1st 1998 wbu
mingcrap: march 10 1993. you're kinda smol.
alice?: it's oNLY FIVE YEARS OKAY
alice?: BUT YOU'RE LIKE 22 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO A 17 YEAR OLD LIKE ME
alice?: DON'T YOU HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE
yoongi glanced at his phone and chuckled. this kid.
mingcrap: but like, why are you being chased by beaches?
alice?: i don't know lmao
alice?: they just said a bunch of mean things and then this little crap called KIM tried to break my nose????
alice?: like don't you have anything else to do m8?
alice?: you know i'm only seventeen i only got a few dollars, i s2g???? ;-;
mingcrap: um okay.
mingcrap: how bad is this kim?
alice?: lol she's been after me since we got into secondary school
alice?: so like ever since we were 11 or 12 and stuff
alice?: FUN
mingcrap: alice this is serious.
mingcrap: what time is there? when does school end?
mingcrap: stay safe. you're an annoying teenager, but you're a human being who i have to take care of, now that i'm stuck talking to you.
alice?: wow that's nice lamegyu
alice?: okay so school is over lmao
alice?: kinda supposed to be walking home but i'm just here in my emosphere in the toilets
alice?: it smells like cleaning liquid omf
mingcrap: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST RUN HOME AND PUNCH THAT BEACH IN THE FACE GOD
alice?: oh
alice?: can i really be bothered
mingcrap: i am dONE with you. i'm changing your contact name.
smellice: oooh i'm so scared
smellice: nO BUT WHAT DID YOU CHANGE IT TO
mingcrap: the-girl-who-cant-stand-up-for-herself
smellice: nO
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