alice: hey muM
alice: i'm going to dinner with yoongi and jungkook today!!
alice: are you okay with staying at the hotel?
orc woman: hmm
orc woman: what about the rest of those kids?
alice: oh the rest of "those kids" are busy lololol
alice: yknow the usual
alice: getting their career back together and stuff
alice: because some fans aren't really fans and i want to stab th-
orc woman: and will it be safe? you're in a different country, alice.
alice: mum- i have two grown men protecting me. they probably have super cool bodyguards too
orc woman: alice you don't even speak korean
alice: maybe i do
alice: fighT ME MOTHER
orc woman: and what about your medicine?
alice: mum yoongi doesn't know yet
alice: i'll find a way lmAO
orc woman: can't i come with you?
alice: oh yeah i'll just have a pOSh dinner with two korean idols, their bodygUARds and my mother. does a caesar salad sound good? some sparkling korean water too please
alice: mum
alice: i'll be fine. you should worry.
orc woman: well
alice: yOU SHOULDN'T WORRY*
alice: WHY DID MY THUMBS FAIL ME AT THIS MOMENT OF MY SHORT LITTLE LIFE
orc woman: okay. but be safe, and come home quickly.
orc woman: also these boys are fairly older than you so don't you get any ideas.
alice: MOTHER
alice: HOW COULD YOU THINK SO LOWLY OF ME I
alice: I NEVER GET A N Y "IDEAS" EXCUSE ME
orc woman: that reminds me
orc woman: the excuse me boy is really nice c:
alice: jimin; mum, remember names
alice: i don't think he likes me lol
alice: but 'tis okay bc he shall love me one day
alice: and no i'm not getting any ideas
alice: unless i'm with jungkook ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
orc woman: ALICE
alice: ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
alice: I'LL BE HOME AS EARLY AS I CAN (lol wut no) DONT WORRY AND UH BYE MOTHER
orc woman: i'm taking away your ds
alice: how could u
alice: my soul
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it turned out not to be a posh restaurant after all.
there were no cool bodyguards either - just a stingy old man who drove them to their destination while giving alice irate looks.
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