internet friends // 5 seconds of summer
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sex god: *video attached*
My eyes widen at the thumbnail of the video he sent me. Thumbs anxiously hovering over my screen, I tap on the video.
"Hi, Anna!" Michael says through the screen. His hair is blue, a small beard is visible, and the guitar strap around him tells me that he's at band practice.
I hear Calum's voice, but Michael is the only one in frame, "Ooh, who's Anna?"
"A girl I met on the Internet," He replied with a smirk.
"Michael, you met her thanks to me," Ashton chimes in, "And you just started talking to her like thirty minutes ago!"
"Whatever," He scoffs and then the video ends.
My heart feels like it's beating out of my chest and my hands are sweating more than a they do in gym class. And considering the fact that I am not athletic at all, that's a lot.
Me: omg
Me: it's really you
Me: no fucking way
sex god: i already told you
sex god: yes fucking way
Me: this is insane
Me: how many fans do you do this for?
sex god: you're the only one;)
Me: why?
sex god: idk you seem different
Me: is that a bad thing?
sex god: no it's a great thing(-:
Me: seriously? i thought jackie, alice, and luke were the only ones who did that ugly nose?
sex god: nah
sex god: and it's not ugly
sex god: wait who's jackie
sex god: who's alice
sex god: is she your girlfriend?
sex god: threesome?
Me: no they're my internet friends lmao
Me: alice and i are married
Me: and mich3ll3 is our daughter
sex god: wait really
sex god: you must be a lot older then you look in your twitter profile pic
Me: *than
Me: and she's not actually our daughter and we're not actually married it's a joke lol
sex god: i'm pretty sure it's then
Me: whatever
sex god: watch your attitude young lady !!
sex god: i will have ashton yell at you!
Me: sure you will.
sex god has added 886-997-7642 to the conversation!
Me: michael you didn't...
sex god: you fucking bet i did
daddy: Michael wtf who is this
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internet friends // 5 seconds of summer
FanfictionAshton Irwin • 6:03 PM: Anytime someone says they're fine it means they're really not... warning: this story contains triggering topics such as self-harm, eating disorders, drug abuse, mentions of suicide, and alcohol abuse.
