internet friends // 5 seconds of summer
0.6
________________________maria's pov
Do you ever just get like really fucking pissed at something that's not even a big deal? Because that's literally me right now. Why the fuck do some people think that it's fucking okay to just feed bread to ducks like that?
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm honestly so worried about the future of humanity because if they seriously think that feeding ducks bread is going to help them, they're idiots!
The ducks need, I repeat, need to figure out how to get food on their own, or else that'll be the end of it! If only humans weren't so utterly stupid! They're practically killing off an entire species!
Like, is that really how they want to be remembered? As duck murders? That's certainly not how I would like to be remembered.
Me: i hate people so fucking much i s2g
cliffaconda: same
anna: lol why
Me: i'm about to scoop my eyeballs out with plastic fucking spoons
anna: omfg what happened
Me: people are feeding the ducks
alïce: okay what's the problem
Me: ugh they're killing off the entire population of ducks
Me: like why would anyone do that ffs
anna: idk
anna: maybe they're just stupid
Me: maybe
calpal: what
Me: what
Me: ugh
Me: i hate everything
alïce: maria maybe you should go sit down
anna: does anyone wanna get wasted
Me: um
Me: sure
anna: okay
alïce: you guys are so irresponsible what am i going to do with you
ash: You guys should not be getting wasted
anna: jfc ash+alice makes a great couple since your both killjoys smh
Me: smh
lucas: hello:-)
lucas: what's up:-----))))))
Me: that fucking nose im going to shave my head i s2g
lucas: :-(
anna: maria why are you in such a salty mood
Me: because of the goddamn idiots feeding the innocent fucking fucks
Me: *ducks
calpal: HEY GUYSSSS
calpal: WHATS UPP
calpal: whO WANTS TO OARTYY
anna: lol
anna: is u drunk
anna: or nah
calpal: YEPPO
breadstick: ffs calum
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