All Things Gravity Falls

Quotes

"Ah summer break, a time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy ... Unless you're me. My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. You're probably wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation."

- Dipper Pines, episode 1

"Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram. Buy Gold !"

-Bill Cipher

"You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. "

- Dipper Pines

"The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!"

- Mabel Pines

"Dipper: (approaching manliness testing machine) Time to manhandle this... man-handle.

Chutzpar: Hmmm, I smell... (sniffs) emotional issues.

Dipper: You keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks and being aggro all the time, but I'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey!

Manotaurs: (gasp)

Dipper: You heard me, malarkey. So maybe I don't have muscles, or hair in certain places, and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! 'Cause dang it, Top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason, they're catchy!"

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"Mabel: My name's Mabel.

Pacifica: That sounds like a fat old lady's name.

Mabel: I'll take that as a compliment!"

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"Maybe we don't have as many friends as Pacifica. But we have each other. And that is pretty good, I think."

- Candy

" Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?"

- Stanly Pines

" There are some who call me (strums guitar) Mermando. This is because Mermando is my name."

- Mermando

" Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass."

- Magic Mailbox

"I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!"

- Grenda

"If you've ever taken a roadtrip through the Pacific Northwest, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It's not on any maps and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it's a myth. But if you're curious, don't wait. Take a trip. Find it. It's out there, somewhere in the woods... waiting."

- Dipper Pines, series finale

- Gravity Falls