So I've been in a weird mood and I love quotes so I'm going to put some of my favorite ones on here(: feel free to add your favorite ones in the comments!!
"Forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you... come back alive." -Garrus
"However insignificant we might be, we will fight, we will sacrifice, and we will find a way because that's what humans do." -Shepard
"Can It wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."- Garrus
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." -Mordin
"I'm all for second chances. Not so sure about third ones." -Garrus
"Hey Commander we got Garrus back! That's great because he was totally... my favorite with that pole up his ass." -Joker
"Your time is precious. Spend it wisely and with those who care for you." -Samara
"I'm Garrus Vakarian, Commander, Archangel, All-around Turian bad boy and dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy. Also, I kill Reapers on the side." -Garrus
"And that was the moment the universe ran out of ammunition." -Garrus
"Over the years i've gotten used to the smell of burning bodies. That's probably a bad sign." -Garrus
"The universe is a dark place. I'm trying to make it brighter before I die." -Thane
"You know what else is bad for business? A broken neck." -Garrus
"Our home is where we are, our place of origin is not relevant only where we choose to go together." - Legion
"I won't let fear compromise who I am." -Shepard
"Sometimes the most brutal path is the only honest one." -Samara
"May you be In heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead." -Garrus
"So how were the noodles?" -Shepard
"A little spicy." -Grunt
"I love you, Grunt." -Shepard
"Heh-heh-heh." -Grunt
"Only few people get what they deserve, good or bad." -Thane
"Come back alive, it would be an awfully empty galaxy without you." - Garrus
"Very carefully. Turian brandy. Triple filtered. Then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port." -Tali
"I'm not going out on the phrase, 'This one feels like a flower'." - Garrus
"You know what pisses me off? Calling this the cockpit. Alliance has bridges, Asari have cockpits-- oh wait. No they don't." —Joker
"Hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face paint on there and no one will even notice." -Shepard
"It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. Grey? I don't know what to do with grey.." -Garrus
"The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone." -Thane
"I am Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favorite spot on the Citadel!" -Garrus
"You have not really defeated the enemy if you adopt their methods." -Samara
"Every point of view is useful, even those that are wrong. If we can judge why a wrong view was accepted." -Legion
"All right, my turn. What is the first order an Alliance Commander gives at the start of combat?" -Garrus
"Uh, I give up." -Joker
"Correct!" -Garrus
"All right big guy, what do you call it when a Turian gets killed by a horrible, spiky monster?" -Joker
"Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi!" -Garrus
"Gotta respect the classics." -Joker
"How many humans does it take to activate a dormant relay?" -Garrus
"602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help, and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwords. How do you know when a Turian is out of ammo?" -Joker
"He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?" -Garrus
"You're shitting me! The Turian military has one about me?" -Joker
"Oh absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven." -Garrus
"All right, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?" -Joker
"So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills." -Garrus
"Damn. You need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a Turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?" -Joker
"Figuring out which side took the hit." -Garrus
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Mass Effect One Shots
FanfictionA collection of Mass Effect one shots! Most are with Garrus Vakarian, but there are others mixed in there! I haven't updated in a while, but I will post more stories as soon as I get the time. I hope you enjoy, and thank you for all of the reads, vo...
