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Those People (Dark Humor)

You know those people,
that you hate so much?
You know those people,
that you want to run over with a truck?
You know those people,
with more flaws than blessings?
You know those people,
that grind your patience testing?

Those people you'd push
in front of a moving train?
Those people you'd leave
out cold in the rain?
Those people you wouldn't miss,
if they dropped from a heart attack?
Those people you'd leave
abandon in a shack?

Those people you secretly
wished just disappeared?
Those people you wonder
why they were even here?
Those people you wished
would simply DIE!
Those people whose face
you'd cover with pie?

Wait...
That's a waste of good pie.

All I'm saying is
we all have "those people" in our lives And can anyone blame us
if a few of them disappear before our eyes?

Don't worry, they'll come back
(maybe)
Possibly in a body bag.
But its ok if they're gone,
look around, no one's sad

Until they're gone for good,
I can't take a chillaxative
So if you see a few disappearances on the news
Just between you and me--It was an "accident."