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Long story short

School blah blah blah rowen came back as a terminator blah blah blah seen silly and okami yayayay taurtis shaved his head blah blah blah faught aliens blah blah blah (ya I said that bored) taurtis killed the alien boss blah blah blah we got a pet alien named dough boy that is adorably kawaii new friend named nick blah blah blah stopped at geods garage sell

Now to the story

We stood there I looked around at all the garbage "this is our homework guys" I laughed remembering our older assignment to collect garbage before the clone thing when life made just a bit more sense well I think when life made most sense was before Japan before we went to Yandere high back in America I felt a hand on my shoulder I jumped to see Sam I rolled my eyes "you ok" he said I honestly didn't know if I was anymore I didn't know if I was ok if I was great if I was scared if I was angry if I was sad I didn't know if I liked this life or if I loved it I don't know if I rather be here right now or be back in America but I took a deep breath "ya I'm just fine Sam" I said then walked carefully away from him being careful not to trip over the trash at Yandere him I was almost killed for my friendship with these boys but I loved them more then anything I rather die with being their friend then live and not being their friend wait not friend they are not friends they are my best friends (if you get this next part I love you so much) I think I fell in love with two of my best friends (I changed it a little) I looked at the boys "hey geode how much for this locker" grian said then stared trying to explain what he meant since geode didn't understand and Sam and taurtis tried to help I smiled and walked over and tried to help

Time skip (I'm not gonna explain I don't want to be here for five years writing it)

We walked then "BANNANA" someone yelled he heard it a few times we walked over "oh no are those minions" grian groaned I saw them yellow things wearing suspenders or something and goggles I squealed "MINIONS GUYS MINIONS ARE HERE OH MY GOSH" I squealed "I never told you guys this but I hate minions" (you have no idea how much that hurt to write) grian said I turned to him

Grian pov

"I never told you guys this but I hate minions"I said annoyed those stupid annoying things were here ugh but diamond seemed to enjoy them I don't know how,she turned to me and stared at me deadly like I looked in her book again "what" she said she sounded like she was about to go kill me or something I stood still scared to run honestly out of Sam Yuki yakoozas aliens and shoot outs none of those were scarier then diamond especially when she had weapons which she has or when she's talking like how she is I really shouldn't have said that her hand reached out to probably grab my shirt collar like how she usually does but her hand froze "are you the legendary balled one" someone spoke she spung around

Diamond pov

I heard a voice "are you the legendary balled one" someone spoke I spung around to see a man on the ship probably the leader "who" Sam said "the bald one" he said "oh taurtis" I said we walked over to get closer to fight I saw the minions and I faught myself not to run and hug them "alright what do you want if you win taurtis" Sam said "I want your minions" taurtis said "YAY" I screamed "I also want your ship" taurtis finished "and if you win you can have Sam" taurtis said " well ok well I have confidence in you and you can take me and diamond" sam said wait me what "ready to fight" he said "let me charge first" taurtis said "ok I will to" he said then they started charging up and taurtis was up to 6% while the other guy was up to 90000000% he failed me I sighed "I'll win for you diamond" he whispered to me I smiled and hugged him "I'll get you that minion diamond" taurtis cheered "I'm ready" he said and charged at taurtis and taurtis sneezed killing him "wait just a second" he said not realizing he killed him "wait where he go" taurtis said "did he teleport" I sighed "no taurtis you killed him" Sam said then taurtis got happy "you guys got any bullets" grian said "ya here" Sam said handing him bullets "grian why" I said walking towards him "this is gonna be so good" he smiled then suddenly the minions ran and started attacking us I ran a little then stood as taurtis grian and Sam killed them I squeaked I couldn't speak I stood there speechless as the boys killed the minions I was shocked to much to move or speak