alex gayscarf: gUyS
brenny baby: what u fukin nerd
alex gayscarf: #rood
pattycakes stump: yes child?
alex gayscarf: patrick i am not a child. u r. ur like 5'4. im wAY taller than you
Jack barakitten: i'm taller than all of you??
gallon weekes: no i am
jack barakitten: how tall m9?
gallon weekes: 6'4 bish
jack barakitten: 6'2 kms
alex gayscarf: i'm 6'0??
zack attack: i'm 5'11 kms
rian awesome: frick im like 5'10. ded
brenny baby: i'm 5'9 ;-;
ryro babe: ZACK AND I ARE HEIGHT BUDS
spencer !: why are we saying out heights??
pattycakes stump: idek mayn
emo meme god: i'm 5'6 and pattycakes ur not a meme
pattycakes stump: IM ACTUALLY 5'5 and peter stfu and fite me
alex gayscarf: i was almost accurate
alex gayscarf: did you just measure yourself
pattycakes stump: //sweats
pattycakes stump: noo?
spencer !: well im height buddies w/ bden
alex gayscarf: welp patrick seems to be the shortest oneee
love eyes lester: IM LIKE 6'2 DAN IS LIKE 6'3 OR 6'4
heart eyes howell: true story m9
alex gayscarf: well hello there love birds
alex gayscarf: anywho I came here to actually say that jack is the best boyfriend. he bought me a fish. i named him bassam(jack's middle name) c:
alex gayscarf: now jack and i are gonna fuck as his payment brb
brenny baby: @ ryan
brenny baby: why can't we be like that?
ryro babe: we literally just screwed bc you looked rlly hot as a woman and i'm not into woman??
emo meme god: goals af right there
pattycakes stump: peterrrr pay attention to meeeee
pattycakes stump: i'm really boredddd and need cuddles and other stuffff (';
emo meme god: no u called me peter
[a/n: this story hit over 300 reads plz why do you read this trash??]