Chapter 22

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alex gayscarf: gUyS

brenny baby: what u fukin nerd

alex gayscarf: #rood

pattycakes stump: yes child?

alex gayscarf: patrick i am not a child. u r. ur like 5'4. im wAY taller than you

Jack barakitten: i'm taller than all of you??

gallon weekes: no i am

jack barakitten: how tall m9?

gallon weekes: 6'4 bish

jack barakitten: 6'2 kms

alex gayscarf: i'm 6'0??

zack attack: i'm 5'11 kms

rian awesome: frick im like 5'10. ded

brenny baby: i'm 5'9 ;-;

ryro babe: ZACK AND I ARE HEIGHT BUDS

spencer !: why are we saying out heights??

pattycakes stump: idek mayn

emo meme god: i'm 5'6 and pattycakes ur not a meme

pattycakes stump: IM ACTUALLY 5'5 and peter stfu and fite me

alex gayscarf: i was almost accurate

alex gayscarf: did you just measure yourself

pattycakes stump: //sweats

pattycakes stump: noo?

spencer !: well im height buddies w/ bden

alex gayscarf: welp patrick seems to be the shortest oneee

love eyes lester: IM LIKE 6'2 DAN IS LIKE 6'3 OR 6'4

heart eyes howell: true story m9

alex gayscarf: well hello there love birds

alex gayscarf: anywho I came here to actually say that jack is the best boyfriend. he bought me a fish. i named him bassam(jack's middle name) c:

alex gayscarf: now jack and i are gonna fuck as his payment brb

brenny baby: @ ryan

brenny baby: why can't we be like that?

ryro babe: we literally just screwed bc you looked rlly hot as a woman and i'm not into woman??

emo meme god: goals af right there

pattycakes stump: peterrrr pay attention to meeeee

pattycakes stump: i'm really boredddd and need cuddles and other stuffff (';

emo meme god: no u called me peter

[a/n: this story hit over 300 reads plz why do you read this trash??]

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