Bopha: Hey Hades what does Marceline eat so she's that big?
Hades:......Let me try to remember what I fed her......oh yeah, croquettes, rice and eggs
Bopha: I don't think-
Hades: Oh you didn't let me finish, fucking Zeus, feeds her Castella, Japanese Curry, Hayashi rice, Cream Stew, Nikujaga, Korokke, Chicken nanban, Piroshiki, kakifurai, ebifurai, Beefsteak, Naporitan, Tarako Spaghetti, Japanese mushroom spaghetti, Ankake spaghetti, Nattō spaghetti, Sansai spaghetti, Tuna spaghetti, Mizore spaghetti, Tonkatsu, chicken katsu, beef katsu, Ham katsu, Menchi katsu, Turkish rice, Omurice, Gratin, Doria, Pilaf, Gyūdon, Katsudon, Oyakodon, Tekkadon, Tendon, Unadon and yakisoba just in one day
Bopha: 0-0 What the fuck she eats more than me!
Hades: I haven't even begun on what the fuck Ares feeds her, what Zeus give her is always in small amounts but Ares gives her large amounts for some fucking reason
Bopha: Damn like what?
Hades: Castella, Curry rice, Hayashi rice, Cream Stew, Nikujaga, Korokke, Chicken nanban, Piroshiki, kakifurai, ebifurai, Beefsteak, Naporitan, Tarako Spaghetti, Japanese mushroom spaghetti, Ankake spaghetti, Nattō spaghetti, Sansai spaghetti, Tuna spaghetti, Mizore spaghetti, Tonkatsu, chicken katsu, beef katsu, Ham katsu, Menchi katsu, Turkish rice, Omurice, Gratin, Doria, Pilaf, Gyūdon, Katsudon, Oyakodon, Tekkadon, Tendon, Unadon, yakisoba, ramen, gyoza, omurice, sekihan, Okroshka, Tyurya, Botvinya, Cabbage soup, Pelmeni, Kholodets, Kotlety, Black Forest Cake, Pad Thai, Olivier salad and Syrniki with raisins. That enough food to last for weeks
Bopha: Does all that nutrients go into her boobs or something?
Hades: I think so
