Me: *Sitting very still, with a potato chip in between my lips*
Apollo: I think it killed her...
Ares: YAY! Pain free nipples!
Dionysus: NOOOOOO!
Me: So...fucking...good...
Ares: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO! WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!!!
Dionysus: YES! TAKE THAT ARES!