Bopha: Percy, when you have kids I'll babysit them
Percy: Are sure?
Bopha: Yes bitch I am sure I had two kids myself
Percy: What?!
Annabeth: What?!
Grover: What?!
Jason: What?!
Leo: What?!
Piper: What?!
Frank: What?!
Hazel: What?!
Nico: What?!
Thalia: What?!
Will: What?!
Chiron: What?!
Dionysus: *Distressed noises*
Eros: What?!
Phobos: What?!
Deimos: What?!
Poseidon: *Faints*
Bopha: Yeah I lost them when they were a few months old
Everyone: Bruh!
