Poseidon: *Hungover* Zeus what happened last night?
Zeus: You got so drunk last night you attempted to shove cucumbers up my ass
Poseidon:......
*In the corner Demeter is trying to help Hera breath from laughing hard for six hourse straight*
Zeus: Now Hades is trying to comfort my kids and your kid on why you did some dumb shit like that
*In another corner Hades is petting a scarred looking Percy while Jason is curled up into a ball*
Poseidon:......Are you sure I used cucumbers and not vibrators?
Zeus: Yes I'm sure
Poseidon: How do you know?
Zeus: You attempted shoving a vibrator in my ass last time, and the time before that it was your dick
