*Dionysus and I are having a casual conversation*
Ares: Dionysus is a bitch!
Me: *Walks up to Ares and shanks him*
Dionysus: 0-0
Me: *Walks back and sits down* ......
Dionysus:......
Me:... So do you think I have breast cancer?
Dionysus:......*Slowly reaches over and squeezes my left boob*
