Substitute teacher: Bofa?
Bopha: The H is silent
Substitute: Then why is there a 'ph'? That's just stupid
*Everyone in the classroom gasp*
Bopha: *Slowly gets up*
Matty: You dun fucked up
Student #1: EVERYONE TAKE TAKE COVER!
*Everyone hides underneath their desks*
Bopha: Ya know what? *Picks up HARDCOVER history textbook and throws it the teacher which the spine of the book hits the teacher right on the nose*
