Do Not Read This Book

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Later that day after the texting "incident"...

"Bah!"

"Ahh!" I scream. Someone is at my window and I'm on the second floor!!

"Good morning, bitchnugget." Oh whoa. I know this voice all too well.

Presenting...

HUNTER!! Already in the morning cursing and swearing at anything he could possibly get a hold of...

"Oh...It's you. What do you want?" I tell him. My window is blocked by that fabric people use to cover it.

"First, let me in. Second, I will tell you after you let me in." He makes the puppy dog face. Eww. Some girls at school actually think it's cute but it's actually horrifying! He knows this and begins to laugh after I do the face he likes. 

The face...you know...

...

OKAY.

"Fine fine FINE," I go to open the window. He drops in and trips on the edge and falls on his face. *try not to laugh*

"Whoa, Hunter....*hehehe* are you alright?" I ask him. He just looks up at me and gives me a murder look and rubs his nose,"No...I think I need someone to kiss my boo boo." 

"What the fuck?" I laugh hysterically and I don't know why I do this. I start to laugh harder and then  my stomach starts to hurt.

"hahahhahehehehahahah... 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HA."

Shit, that was long.

Wait...why am I laughing?

Hunter was sitting on my bed giving me a death pan face. 

"...okay...sorry about that...heh...now what did you want again?" Back to the present ;)

"Me.You.Something.Bored" He lets out a big sigh and collapse into my bed.

"We could...go to the mall or something. I don't know, I just woke up!" That's when I realized I'm still in my pajamas. I look at the clock on the wall: 9:31am. Wow. Good timing. 

"Sure." He says. He grabs some clothes and throws them at me not caring if they matched.

I look at the clothes,"Hunter...these are from the dirty pile..." I scrunch up my nose.

I don't know about you but I don't wear the same thing twice. 

*I do! I do! I grab whatever from the pile and WEAR IT!*

Okie Dokie, not going to judge.  

Minutes Later...

I tell my mom good-bye see you later and put on my beanie to go outside. 

And...

YES

IT IS RAINING!!!

I love rain because I get to wear a hat!

I run out in the rain and open my mouth to drink some water.

Hunter pushes my forward,"No! Don't drink that water!!"

"What....why?"

"You must wait approximately 2 hours 23 minutes 45 seconds and 3 milliseconds." He gives me a serious look. Since when has he been so...smart? 

Or is he just kidding?

What day is it today?

I look at Hunter.

"Today is April the 1st..." I make my eyes tiny and go up to him.

I put my face close to his and he looks scared.

"I like you." 

He INSTANTLY turned red.

It was so funny!

I start laughing at his face.

"April Fools!" I laugh more and make my way to his car.

He just stands there looking stupid and starts to laugh to!

"Haha...right..."He chuckles while opening the car door going in.

I get in the car. 

Wasn't that funny?

*Sure was! ^awkwardly laughs^* 

Yeah! You better say that!

"Fuck you..."he murmurs and I just laugh again.

Then he laughs with me.

And then.....well you know....blah blah blah more laughing.

"To the MALL!" I shout.