INSTRUCTIONS
These next few chapters will be different from the rest...
Prepare....
Everything will be according to your....
ZODIAC SIGN (TOO BAD I like them!)
*B-but Sara-lee I don't know what is a zodiac sign!*
Ahh, my dear child.
Let me explain for the ones who don't know what a zodiac sign is...
Alright?
Every person is born on a day--
*Obviously*
Hey! No interrupting! Anyway....
...
SHIT
I don't know how to explain it!
Darn.
Ugh. Just see this:
Okay now that you know you're zodiac sign...let's continue...
YOU ARE READING
Do Not Read This Book
HumorDid you just click this book? Oh god. What's that? YOU WERE CURIOUS?! Oh, puhlease... do NOT read THIS BOOK.