Girls: Aww, you're such a sweet boy! I wonder how girls resist your charm, by looking at your face?
Boy: Did you have to study to be this stupid or did it come naturally?
Girl: Why don't you slip into something that'll be comfortable for both of us? Like a coma.
Boy: I've got something better, How about you swim to the bottom of the pool, and I'll count to 1 million.
Girl: The jerk store called and said they were running low on jerks.
Boy: Do you annoy people as a hobby, or is it just your persona-?
Girl: I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning too!
Boy: Is you're name Kayne West?
Girl: What? No!
Boy: Then stop interrupting me.
Girl: Oh my god what's that? *Points behind the boy*
Boy: *Looks behind him*
Girl: Oh, I know what it is now, your stupidity.
Boy: If you had half a brain, you'd be dangerous.
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And that was Sass Off #2, Hope you guys liked it.
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Sassier Than You.
HumorThis book is basically about how to "Sass Off" your enemy while you're having a sass off. It's useful if you asked me, so read and enjoy. [WARNING: There is some cussing] [I don't own all of them, some I saw online, and some I made]
