Boy: I'm glad you're tall, it gives me more of you to dislike.
Girl: You're like one of those disposable diapers... You're always getting dumped.
Boy: Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
Girl: Why don't you do something different with your hair? Like wash it.
Boy: Appearances can be deceiving, or in your case.. disgusting.
Girl: You've got two brain cells, one's in wheelchair, the other's pushing.
Boy: You must of gotten up on the wrong side of your cage.
Girl: If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be a murder- it would be an apocalypse!
Boy: You should have been born in the dark ages, you look terrible in the light.
Girl: You're talking like an idiot.
Boy: I know I am. I have to, otherwise you wouldn't understand.
Girl: You suck.
Boy: And you swallow.
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HumorThis book is basically about how to "Sass Off" your enemy while you're having a sass off. It's useful if you asked me, so read and enjoy. [WARNING: There is some cussing] [I don't own all of them, some I saw online, and some I made]