Sass Off #7.

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(This one is how to comeback to your bullies)

Bully: Where's my lunch money?

Boy: I left it on your mother's dresser.

Bully: Dude, you're so ugly a dog would feel bad for you.

Boy: If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.

Bully: You know, I'd say nice things about you, but I'd rather say the truth.

Boy: Does brain damage always show up like this for you?

Bully: Awwww, was there too many freaks in the circus that there wasn't a place for you?

Boy: No, but your mom chose me to go home with her.

Bully: Is that your actual head? Or did your neck vomit?

Boy: I'd like to help you, which way did you come from?

Bully: You should do some soul-searching, you might find one.

Boy: Have a nice day, somewhere else.

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