(This one is how to comeback to your bullies)
Bully: Where's my lunch money?
Boy: I left it on your mother's dresser.
Bully: Dude, you're so ugly a dog would feel bad for you.
Boy: If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
Bully: You know, I'd say nice things about you, but I'd rather say the truth.
Boy: Does brain damage always show up like this for you?
Bully: Awwww, was there too many freaks in the circus that there wasn't a place for you?
Boy: No, but your mom chose me to go home with her.
Bully: Is that your actual head? Or did your neck vomit?
Boy: I'd like to help you, which way did you come from?
Bully: You should do some soul-searching, you might find one.
Boy: Have a nice day, somewhere else.
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