(This is a couple of funny comebacks to say to teachers. DON'T USE THEM UNLESS YOU WANNA GET IN TROUBLE. IF YOU DID USE THEM DON'T BLAME ME)
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You missed an entire period.
Student: Are you saying I'm pregnant?
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Teacher: Wanna share that with the class?
Student: No, that's why I whispered it.
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Teacher: It's better to fail, than to cheat.
Student: Ahhh, no. It's better to cheat than repeat.
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Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test?
Student: Can you explain why you failed to educate?
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Teacher: Why are you so quiet today?
Student: Well, nobody plans their teachers murder out loud, do they?
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But don't blame me, blame the school, I have like 3 tests tomorrow, so bear with me pleaaaaaase
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Sassier Than You.
UmorThis book is basically about how to "Sass Off" your enemy while you're having a sass off. It's useful if you asked me, so read and enjoy. [WARNING: There is some cussing] [I don't own all of them, some I saw online, and some I made]