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(This is a couple of funny comebacks to say to teachers. DON'T USE THEM UNLESS YOU WANNA GET IN TROUBLE. IF YOU DID USE THEM DON'T BLAME ME)

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: I'm late?

Teacher: You missed an entire period.

Student: Are you saying I'm pregnant?

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Teacher: Wanna share that with the class?

Student: No, that's why I whispered it.

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Teacher: It's better to fail, than to cheat.

Student: Ahhh, no. It's better to cheat than repeat.

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Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test?

Student: Can you explain why you failed to educate?

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Teacher: Why are you so quiet today?

Student: Well, nobody plans their teachers murder out loud, do they?

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DON'T SHOOT !!!

I bet you hate me right now, well trust me, I hate myself too.

But don't blame me, blame the school, I have like 3 tests tomorrow, so bear with me pleaaaaaase

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