-This fight is about a jock, making fun of a fat girl. if you're fat don't be insecure, god made every person beautiful in their own way :)-
Jock: Is that an earthquake? Oh, no, it's just you walking.
Girl: I may be fat, but I can get rid of it, but you will have to live with this nose (Nose, ear, or anything that looks bad about the person) forever.
Jock: Hey! My nose is nice, that's why the ladies love me.
Girl: Yeah, the only lady who loves you is your mom.
Boy: Are you freakn' kidding me?
Girl: Mate, I mean, you have a face not even a mother would like.
Boy: I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
Girl: If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.
Boy: Ahh.. I see the screw-up fairy have visited us again.
Girl: If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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