Girl: If you were a game show, you'd be called 'No Big Deal'.
Boy: If your brain was chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.
Girl: I'm sorry, looks like we need to get a translator.
Boy: What? Why?
Girl: I don't speak gorilla.
Boy: Does your face hurt?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: 'Cause It's Killing Me.
Girl: Have you been to the mall lately?
Boy: No.
Girl: Oh, well their selling lives there, you should get one.
Boy: Is your brain on vacation or something?
Girl: Were you born in a highway? Because that's were most accidents happen.
Boy: Can you shut up now? I have a headache.
Girl: Oh, don't worry, that's your head trying to comprehend it's own stupidity.
Boy: That comeback is so old !
Girl: So is your mom.
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And that was Sass Off #3. Hope you enjoy it, or even use anything while having a fight with someone, or whatever.
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