"hey, honey, you like my new watch?"
"you have a phone."
"psh! only people like me will understand this high class lifestyle."
"only people like you will care."
"what does tha—ugh nevermind. but look! its all gold with rare amber gemstones."
"hmm, looks like crap and pee."
"yes, but expensive crap and pee."
"touché."
"..."
"so donut?"
"uh, yes please."
"here you go. who should i make this order out to?"
"huh?"
"you say you're a jonson, but exactly which jonson are you?"
"what do you mean?"
s i g h
"what's your name?"
an
honey sometimes beats around the bush with stuff
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Short Story"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]
