12 ; buttermilk bar

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"i blame you."

"why me?"

"you got us kicked out of the store!"

"that's not true."

"you started it first."

"well, you attacked me with garlic."

"your avocados were too mushy so they probably wouldn't hurt."

"you hit really hard, so i don't think that matters."

"you were lucky i didn't get the coconuts, they were tempting."

"uh, thank you."

"..."

"i'm very surprised you didn't kill me back there though."

"i prefer to make a move when my victims are asleep."

"..."

"..."

"what are you thinking?"

"for you? acid."

s h i v e r

"... please, honey."

"kidding."


an

its already august and tbh im kinda not ok with it

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