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"how come you're not behind the register right now?"

"lunch break."

"just a donut for lunch?"

"it's a pistachio frosted donut, excuse you, and it's free so i'm not complaining."

"ew, i hate frosted donuts."

"explains why your personality is so bland."

"excuse me?"

"bland. b-l-a-n-d, the lack strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting. "

"that hit me straight in the heart, honey."

"stop being so extra, we all know you don't have a heart."

g a s p

"i d-do too!"

"pretty sure you don't."

"i do!"

"uh, sure..."

"i hate you!"

"great, feeling's mutual."


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#107 in short story?? 5.5k+ reads and 450+ votes?? in so many reading lists too?? ARE U SERIOUS IM YELLING WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN WHAT WHY HNNGGGG I LOVE U ALL SO MUCH

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