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to: pistachidiot

SORRY SORRY I WAS OUT YESTERDAY

we went out for a family business trip

and i forgot to charge my phone the night before

still pretty cold out though, you want a ride?

no

wait why?

are the buses running again?

no

im not working today

but honey's paycheque is on the line??? 

:(

 i have a cold so i called in sick

AGAYUFGDHBAONSCAABJFINOWQHIECNAAVIONFPJAVPA

STAY PUT IM COMING OVER RIGHT NOW

why

YOUR SICK I GOTTA

*you're

SHTU UP U UNRIPE MANGO


an

sorry sorry sorry sorry

(ps. merry christmas eve!! happy holidays!! go drink some warm soup and dont catch a cold)

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