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"honey, are you there?!"

"holy pretzels!"

"what kind of exclamation was that?"

"i used to work at a pretzel place."

"cool story, but why were you napping?"

"how did you get in here?"

w h i n e s

"answer my question first!"

"fine, fine, just be quiet. i was studying late last night, so i didn't get much sleep."

"oh, i see."

"now answer my question."

"well, someone was taking out the trash and the door was left open."

"why are you still here then?"

"huh?"

"..."

"... i'm deeply offended."


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rocky is Trash™ (for honey) BYE

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