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Do you ever just feel like shit and want to kill yourself, but then you realize that you have Wattpad to help you, so you go on Wattpad and then look through the section labeled
GENERIC ASS UNREALISTIC FANFICTIONS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And then you see another shit....I mean another A-FUCKING-MAZING book called "ADOPTED BY [insert fucking constantly used boy band]" and then opened up that book and realized how shi- I mean unappealing it is and it made you hang yourself that night

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Lel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Get some pain killers for your ass man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why your ass hurts so much? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Lel no but seriously why is this everywhere??? Where the hell did this breed of STDS originate from?? Like why the hell do people use this shit all the time like it's now in the generic category because of how fucking consistent it is now. There's like almost no creativity in these fucking stories anymore. Maybe I should make a story myself called

"Adopted by Hitler" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


No I'm just kidding that's fucked up I'm sorry XD XD XD XD

God bless "Adopted by the fucking Lions" I don't fucking know anymore m8. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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