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Dangerous Rant

If you are allergic to serious talk or only read this book( HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NO ONE READS THIS BOOK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) to read retarded/ stupid stuff then you should leave this chapter now becauee it's worse then this book is.

If you haven't already understood by the title, this fucking rant will be the most nuclear rant ever, because of the topic. I may offend a few people or possibly an entire species. This rant is about.

LGBT... and then some.

What I mean by that is basically all of the types of people who are different.

And I say different lightly so fucking piss off.

Now just to clear some stuff up really quickly.

No.. I don't fucking hate gays, lesbians, or transgenders or even people who think they're in love with fucking whales. That being said... I'm ready to completely end my life by stating my opinions now..

So, the main reason why I wanted to make this rant is because of all the HATE that people in the LGBT+ community get in their lives. Also fuck LGBT+...

Bob: OH MY GAWD YOU HATE THE LGBT COMMUNITY YOU HOMOPHOBE FUCKING SLIT YOUR WRISTS..

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP I DIDN'T FINISH MY SENTENCE.

I meant to say, fuck LGBT+ that shit is to complex to keep writing so I'm replacing it with "Lenny Community".

Either deal with that or fuck off. It's only for today.

But anyway I'm not trying to be here as a social justice warrior and stand up for these people in the Lenny community, in a way, but I wanna talk about the "hate" surrounding them.

Now I say hate with giant quotations.

So a while ago, there was a terrorist who attacked a gay club in Orlando, shooting up and killing many of the people there.

Now once this happened, the shit stain known as youtube (calm down its a joke) decided to fucking give all people in the Lenny community a chance to reveal what they truly were as people, such as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and so on, with the tag, #ProudToBe.

Now on these videos, many people decided to bomb the absolute shit out of it, creating giant Circle jerks, where people collectively said a bunch of rude and offensive things, such as:

#ProudToBeAnOrlandoShooter

Or..

#ProudToHateFags

Now, I decided to wait until these events have died down so that I didn't piss anyone off while they're still emotional, and I've waited months, so now I'm fucking gonna talk about it.

Morally looking at it, yes, what happened in the comments was disgusting, people just coming together to comment a bunch of cruel and hateful things, with the intention of pissing people off.

Now on the other hand, this is the thing that will probably get me killed, but basically.. looking at it from a comedic point of view..

This was pretty funny..

NOW LOOK... give me some sort of platform to make some justification.

I'm into dark humour..

Do I wish in my heart that every dark humour joke comes true such as a terrorist joke?

Or do I not think that dark humoured jokes are wrong?

Of course it's fucked up and no I don't fucking hope it happens, but that's what's funny to me, the fact that it's so fucked up, is hillarious to me.

Now listen if that makes you hate me then fuck off I could care less is someone hates me, I'm justified to my own viewpoints and mindset, deal with it or fucking go blow your nose.

Now, do I think that these people bombing the comments were fucked up? Yes

Do I still however think some of the dark humoured jokes were funny?

Yes because I'm into dark humour.

Does it mean I actually agree with the jokes?

Probably fucking not.

Like seriously, I know you've once been told a joke that you knew was so screwed and fucked up, but it was just funny either way.

Now that's one point, I have one more left.

Now if you're familiar with the Lenny community, you know that many do face a lot of hate from people who are actually legitimate homophobic, or people who hate gays lesbians etc. Now majority of the time in my experiences.

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE.

But now we have so many fucking social justice warriors who try to fucking protect HUMANITY or some shit, but because of them, comedy is fucking dying. Nowadays the comedy business is all about insulting EVERYTHING and ANYTHING. Whether it be religions, terrorists attacks, races, etc, and they always get a pass on TV. However, on any other form of media like social media, you have retarded ass social justice warriors(SJW) who don't allow any form of comedic phrases. Now apparently it's wrong to use the word fag for a joke, even if it's the smallest joke ever.

Or maybe you aren't allowed to use gay as a form of insult comedy even though it's a fucking joke and not meant to be taken seriously.

Now look, I understand SJWs have good intentions, but for them to be destroying the ability to say something as a joke, is fucking crazy, like I could say.

"Why are all Fanfictions so fucking gay."

On fucking social media, and then SOMEONE'S GONNA CRY ABOUT IT AND WRITE LIKE 7 ESSAYS DETAILING WHY I'M AN ASSHOLE AND I SHOULD DIE!+×[+=<!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK.

People don't understand jokes anymore.

Do I completely wish Fanfictions would burn down to the ground and cease to exist.

FUCKING NO.

I am over exaggerating to make my point easily visible.

Do I have a problem with gays?

NO. I'M ONLY USING IT BECAUSE IF YOU CALL SOMETHING GAY IT'S USUALLY MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE BY MANY PEOPLE, AND IT'S OVER EXAGGERATION.

But no, nowadays, everyone confuses these things, especially in the Lenny community, which is fucking shit.

Like if a gay person went outside and over heard someone fucking saying that it's gay that he can't stay outside for any longer to hang out with his friends, THE GAY PERSON WOULD PROBABLY FUCKING CRY AND SAY HE'S BEEN DISCRIMINATED.

Now look I know that many people in the Lenny community actually do face hate from legitimate homophobic people, and it's perfectly fine to speak out against it, but could you fucking try and distinguish that between a joke? It may be a bit hard, but don't fucking take everything to seriously.

IT'S FUCKING 2016 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. EVERYTHING IS MAINLY A JOKE NOW LIKE HOLY HELL.

Now, my final points.

Making jokes about the Lenny community people and anything in general is usually wrong, especially if it's not meant to be a joke, but comedic things said about certain groups of people or anything like that, shouldn't be fucking taken seriously like it's 2016 no one cares anymore.

Do I hate gays

No

Do I hate lesbians?

No

Do I hate anybody in the LGBT+ community.

No.

I mean shit without lesbians there wouldn't be anymore lesbian porn for me to watch.

If you actually take my jokes serious, then you're apart of the problem.

God bless the fact that I sexually identify as a tomatoe.