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People who emoji

Okay so this is probably the most annoying shit I've ever had to think about...

Fucking..

Emojis...

Now look I'm not saying that I hate emojis, but the amount STDS fucking emojis have built up is fucking insane.

Like seriously why the hell did emojis turn into the worst thing on planet earth.

Like nowadays you can be in a group chat and fucking say "Stop fucking spamming you're being annoying", and someone else could say something AS SIMPLE AS

"Exactly"
Or
"Facts"(obviously I don't say "facts" that shit is disgusting)

And it would be accompanied with fucking 19284839 different emojis

Like fucking

Mad face
Annoyed face
100
Probably the fucking skeleton skull

And probably a bunch of other disgusting shit.

Like what the fuck why did emojis have to have such an annoying fucking presence like now I can't even go into my group chat without saying something and having someone reply with a fucking frog, the coffee cup, the skeleton skull, and the fucking "100" sign accompanying every syllable.

Shit next thing you know everyone's gonna be fucking speaking with emojis.

Example:

Whenever someone says something funny:

"OMG Laughing face, Crying face, Skeleton skull, Hitler, Shit emoji, like right?!"

Fuck off

Like emojis are fucking disgusting I hate them now because they're so dam over saturated.

Like don't get me wrong I use them but not every fucking emoji like WHO USES EVERY SINGLE EMOJI ATLEAST ONCE? WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY DOES THAT? AND HOW CONSTANTLY BECAUSE IF SOMEONE SAYS ONCE A DAY I'M FUCKING JUMPING OUT A WINDOW OKAY FUCKING WHO?!

And you know what else pisses me off about emojis, how fucking women..

Bob: OMG you said WOMEN YOU'RE OFFICIALLY SEXIST.

Me: Fuck off I actually thought you were finally dead.

Okay but this might come off as a shock, but I'm not fucking sexist okay it's just that there was literally a fucking video made about women crying about how emojis don't represent women enough and it was only for women so that's why I'm saying women dammit.

Okay so yeah, there were these women who were in a video and they were all fucking crying about how like emojis don't fucking represent women enough...

Are you...

*sigh*

You're kidding right?...

No?...

This was fucking serous?...

That's it...

I'm killing myself goodbye fucking...

WHAT THE FUCK....

Fuck life bye...

I fucking hate humanity...

Why the fuck is anyone complaining about this bullshit?! Complaining about how EMOJIS don't represent women enough?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL?!

Feminist: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR STRUGGLE! NOT USING MORE WOMEN AS EMOJIS IS A BLATANT ATTACK ON US AND IT'S RACIST! YOU'RE A MAN OF COURSE YOU SUPPORT THE SHITTY SYSTEM! SLIT YOUR THROAT AND BATHE IN SALT!

You know that's actually sounding pretty soothing I might actually do that.

Guys...

Get to shelter...

Emojis will kill everyone soon...

And there's no hope for humanity anymore...

Goodbye...

God bless Emojis 100!

P.S.

I don't know why I just did that I'm dying Inside please HELP M...