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fuck birthdays

Alright let me be clear....

Birthdays are fucked..

Never really like my birthday, so now I'm here celebrating my birthday today out of force..

BOB: OH SHIT YOU'RE SAYING IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TO GET MORE ATTENTION YOU WHORE..

Me: Seriously who the fuck are you?

But seriously no I'm not trying to get attention I'm just letting you guys have insight on why I'm writing about this random topic. I honestly hate celebrating my birthdays, all you're doing is congratulating me for not fucking up in the streets and getting hit by a car like the other retard young people who get hit daily at 5 cause their parents don't care to fucking watch them. Great parents (too far? XD or not far enough?)

But yeah birthdays are a pain to me.

You have the nostalgic meetings with relatives that only really visit like on 5 days in a year, and then there's people spending money on you, like I'm not like other people when people spend money on me I feel in debt and like shit, I don't like it.

Also I wanna fucking thank the retard who made fucking birthday punches.

If you're still alive then fucking kill yourself m8 you serve no benefit to society.

Literally I'm skinny as fuck, you can easily confuse me as anorexic. So today some strong ass kids in my school just fucking blew holes into my arms.

Literally paralyzed from the punches right now.

Fuck guys I got relatives over and I gotta go and not look like an asshole. I'm making more STDS later when they leave, and also I owe someone a tag. That's all for now you fucking pens.

God bless birthdays.