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New form of STDS

Okay so I've been wanting to talk about this for a while but there has been a new cancerous shit floating around life and it's been pissing me off for a long time. Zodiac signs. Okay so this shit has just gotten way out of hand, becauee first it was just a way to I guess classify people based on their dates of birth, but I swear to God it is so much more horrible now these days. Like some people try to place each zodiac with their own characteristics like it's it anyway accurate, but really... IT'S A FUCKING COINCIDENCE. Easily someone could say OH I'M A FUCKING PISCES AND I LIKE TO EAT BANANAS SO EVERY OTHER PISCES LOVES BANANAS, and whoever thinks that's FACTTTSSS or the REALEST SHIT EVERRRRR MANNNN OH MY GAWDDDD (kill me) will immediately believe that forever, and then people try to think that is actually accurate, when it's OBVIOUSLY NOT. What if majority of every other zodiac loves bananas HUH??!?!? like Jesus people take this way to far. I swear no one ever realizes that these characteristics that people list for these zodiacs are just coincidences, like DO YOU REALLY THINK THE DAY YOU WERE BORN DETERMINES WHAT TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE?? Like look if you don't take it seriously and just like the idea if it or whatever, then fine you're fine, but some people who Take zodiacs to far need to fucking plunge their hands into a hole like seriously calm down. To combat this crap, I'm making my own dank ass zodiacs that SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN seriously.

January-February

Your zodiac is now "Tree"

March-April

Your zodiac is now "Banana"

May-June

Your zodiac is now "Pinecone"

July-August

Your zodiac is now "mixtape"

September-October

Your zodiac is now "Raw Meat"

November-December

Your new zodiac is now "Fanfictions"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) God bless "Fanfictions"

Nah jk I'm not that cruel its not "Fanfictions" It's actually "Snowman"

God bless these new shitty zodiacs