My Thoughts/ My Rants/ My Random/ My Lenny's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Relationships

If you are allergic to serious talk or only read this book( HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NO ONE READS THIS BOOK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) to read retarded/ stupid stuff then you should leave this chapter now becauee it's worse then this book is.

Along with my original serious talk disclaimer, I just have to say I know this topic is a bit touchy, especially because of the current situation I'm in. I just want to make sure that everyone knows that this is only me ranting about relationships in general, and I'm not trying to bash anyone in particular during this. Fuck off now.

Alright so everyone knows about this, whether it be a little bit, or a lot. But relationships...

Cheezuz these are so dam complex like has anyone else ever seen that and not just thought..

Oh relationships are amazing there's this amazing feeling of love and Dick and wjidoeooeodd.

Like seriously relationships are so complex and stressful. Especially teenage relationships like Christ those are so FUCKING retarded. Atleast some of them are because of HOW SERIOUS THEY ARE MADE OUT TO BE. Like I've been in my own relationships, and I've hated a lot of them and loved some of them. Now I'm currently single and I fucking love it. That's not to say it's because I hated the last relationship I was in but because I found it so gawd dam stressful. It wasn't that girls fault though, it's just that all relationships are stressful as fuck.

Like from my point of view as a male that likes girls, I have to worry about not talking to another girl in a certain way, about not touching a girl a certain way (I don't mean fucking sexually you fuck), I have to worry about certain dates and times that concern my girlfriend and so much other shit during a relationship, and now that I'm single again I feel FUCKING FREEEE. Again I don't mean I hated my last relationship with the girl or the girl specifically I just hated the stressful part about relationships, and having all that stress relieved is so dam amazing.

Now there's other teenage relationships, where its looked at as you're fucking married. Like one person gets triggered because their partner forgets to tell them they have shoes on or some shit like that like it's literally probably that stupid now. I swear teenage relationships are so fucking toxic and retarded now a days because it's just filled with fucking the person constantly sending their partner poems and love quotes and fucking dick pics or nipple pics or something retarded like that.

Like seriously calm down you guys are teenagers or younger calm down, these are just hormones stop taking this shit so seriously.

Oh and trust me there's gonna be some people that are thinking or saying right now...

OH MY GAWD THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO ME I'M A TEENAGER AND IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT TRUST ME ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE TOGETHER FUCK YOU! AND I KNOW BECAUSE WE'VE TALKED ON FUCKING MYSPACE FOR LIKE 2 HOURS STRAIGHT YOU WHORE.

Alright look maybe you and your girlfriend or boyfriend are fucking soul mates and you have actually been through a lot of shit right, and that's okay right like fine go ahead you're with your soul mate right, but I'm saying that the other retards that have not actually had a serious relationship like an adult relationship, then fucking stop taking your current teenage relationships so gawd dam serious. I'm not saying don't care about them, but I'm saying that there's a certain line you shouldn't be crossing in terms of like what you and your partner say and do. In my opinion you should be crossing that line when you are able to have a serious relationship, which consists of..

You're able to see that person in real life, you guys can both support each other in some way (no I don't mean fucking mentally you hoe) like financially or something, and if you both are atleast like fucking 18 or around that age.

But hey that's my opinion and apparently whenever you have an opinion on social media you're officially wrong so yeah.

Also to the ones who haven't been in a relationship yet, you're fucking lucky, take your time.

God bless relationships