This is full of literally anything that comes to my thoughts.
God bless this book
Don't take the stupid shit I say in this book seriously.
Everything here is for laughs and entertainment.
If you get butthurt easily then...
Fuck off...
I've got prom today, and already I have had to do so much to get ready.
I have to wear fucking formal suits and shit and disgusting shit and now I look retarded. Prom is a fucking scam okay.
First of all, it is literally an excuse for you to spend money, and EVERYONE FALLS FOR IT.
BOB: BUT OHHIT'S A MOMENT YOU ONLY GET ONCE IN YOUR LIFE..
Me: No fuck you.
I swear people use that excuse all the time to fucking basically say prom is a necessity, LIKE WHAT?!?!?
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUP
literally don't understand why that one excuse gets people to look like this
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While saying....
HEY! I SHOULD SPEND DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF MY LIFE SAVINGS ON YOU TO GO ON A LITTLE PARTY THAT YOU COULD OTHERWISE HAVE AT HOME FOR THE COST OF MCDONALD'S LUNCH!
Seriously everyone is like stuck under that mentality, and it's fucking retarded. I honestly just hate prom personally, but fuck it you love it then good for you :D