In PH
Me: *hits my knees on the table* ow. Shit.
Ken: *wakes up*
*runs to LAX with Pj's on*
*flies to PH*
*runs to my house*Me: what
Ken: *takes out holy water from underwear* don't curse *sprinkles holy water*
Me: what
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YOU ARE READING
The San Jose Bible
Random[A book containing rants, lame ass jokes and overexciting feels for Kenneth San Jose] Ps. This contains cussing lol love u