The San Jose Bible

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SO LET ME TELL U ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE MEET AND GREET

bc omg.

so if u dont care what happened or u dont wanna know u could just skip this part :> its okay

so yeah, 4 of us agreed to go to the mall at 1pm..

anD guess what AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

the meet and greet starts in 5:30

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

i thought my ass was gonna fall off no joke omg.

we were counting down and shit, going to free photobooths

so tHE time has fINALLY COME LIKE

wHEN HE ARRIVED BACKSTAGE

HIS FACE

FLAWLESS

HIS HAIR

MAJESTIC

ON FLEEK

HIS NOSEHOLE

......still a hole

um.. ehem

and i just sat there

whilE my friend was shaking me like "AJ LOOK ITS UR HUSBAND"

and i just sat there mouth open

tears falling

because who thefuck knew that i would meet him that time

i was like daydreaming about meeting him since I was like 13 what the fuvk

so he climbs up the stage

y'aLL sO I FINALLY CAME BACK TO MY SENSES AND FUCKING SCREAMED DIFFERENT CURSE WORDS LIKE

"OMAYGAD PUTA MARRY ME"

"GAGO WHY U HANDSOME"

"WHY SO GWAPO PUTANGINA"

he said "wow, hello!" and waved to everyone

me:

"AAAAAAHHHHHH"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

"MYGOD SHIT *CRYING SOUND*"

"kenNEEEEETHHHH!!!!"

and when he said "I'm going to sing you a song"

my underwear went wOOoooOsh im fLyinG

I wAS SHAKING MY OTHER FRIEND AND WAS LIKE "IS THIS SHIT REAL BECAUSE IF ITS A DREAM I DONT WANNA WAKE UP"

AND SHE WAS LIKE "YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS IM GETTING TIRED OF UR SHIT AJ"