Me: *trips* ow f-
Ken: *descends from heaven with a bunch of orchestras* *glares at me*
Me: f.... fudge cake omg I'm so hungry.
Ken: *gives a satisfied smile and ascends back to the skies with his toga and angels*
Me: what just happened
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Y'all want me to post mY FETUS PICTURES? LMAO
YOU ARE READING
The San Jose Bible
Random[A book containing rants, lame ass jokes and overexciting feels for Kenneth San Jose] Ps. This contains cussing lol love u
