well tHIS HAPPENED
school
classmate: no u hve to pass by San Jose road
me: *wakes up* SAN JOSE WHERE
classmate: fuck why did i say that out loud
me: iM FEELING HYPED ASF WHERE IS MY SAN JOSE
classmate: im doNE WITH YOU AJ WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
me: boi iTS SAN JOSE BYE
classmate: *101% percent done*
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YOU ARE READING
The San Jose Bible
Random[A book containing rants, lame ass jokes and overexciting feels for Kenneth San Jose] Ps. This contains cussing lol love u