The San Jose Bible

110

BOYSQUAD with you in one house.

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Kenneth: okay, children of God. Let us gather in a circle and I'll read the bible-

Gabe: jesus christ kenneth ur giving me a headache

Kenneth: whats wrong with praying doe

Josh: ur praying 10 times a day dont fucking bring us in to this

Kenneth: dONT CURSE-

Will: -aND its nOT LIKE WE GO To chURCH iN SUNDAYS ryt sean

Sean: idfc where my burritos at

Will: sean u fucking lewser

You: puNZ R REAL

Gabe: you do know we hAVE LOTS OF THINGS tO dO rYt

Kenneth: honestly

You: shut up ur just speechless

Kenneth: whY (y/n)

You: just cuz

Gabe: bc (y/n) got swaeg fam amirite

You: ty gabe

Gabe: ye-

Kenneth: -yeah aNYWAY imma read a verse

Will: noOOOoooOoOO

You: san jose is2g i will cut u

Kenneth: just one plz i cant live without it

Gabe: omg

Kenneth: ya oh my god indeed

Sean: (y/n) did u bring any burritos

You: ffs sean r u srs

Sean: but im starving

Josh: sean omg u already ate 4 plates of spaghetti how r u still hungry

Sean: bECAUSE

Kenneth: sean that uncontrollable hunger, it means something bad.

Gabe: stop scaring sean, Kenneth!

Sean: *scared* w-what does i-it mean?

You: wtf sean ur actually gonna fall for kenneths prank

Kenneth: it means theres a demon living inside u, thts y u don't feel full bc the demon is eating the food u ate.

Will: really

Gabe: like seans gonna fall for that-

Sean: OH NO! WHAT DO I DO

You: nooOOooooooO

Kenneth: *acting sad* *sighs* Y-you need exorsism.

Josh: what dumb person is gonna fall for that shit

You: sean did

Sean: k-kenneth, pls help me

Kenneth: I will.

You: Fml

Gabe: u know what guys bye

Josh: who wants to come for my funeral its in 5 minutes

Will: wheres my axe

Kenneth: *opens bible*

Sean: im ready 4 the exorsism

You: boI bYE

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so basically this is what you deal everyday lmaooooo jk

-AJ