The San Jose Bible

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yo im gon' have a little rant

Like we have project in this subject, to buy a barbie doll and make an outfit on a specific festival.

so yeah a while ago i went out and looked for the cheapest doll in the mall.. maybe a dollar and a couple of cents idk (I AINT FROM AMERICA BRUH JUST OFMFJDK) but yeah its THAT cheap. And guess what doll

fucking Rapunzel.

with a bunch of freckles on her face.

SHE AIN'T EVEN CLOSE IN BEING RAPUNZEL SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOOLADOOHA LIKE WTF

so yeah i was like 'whatever im getting this shit bc im too lazy to look for more'

so i shamelessly ran around the mall looking for open cash registers HOLDING THIS USELESS DOLL and guess what tHERE WAS NONE OPEN

and i was like SHIT WTF

i was about to break down and cry rIGHT THERE but I looked to the side
and there it was

the holy cash register. ITS LIKE SEEING HEAVEN FOR THE FIRST TIME
i was like hELL YUH

and when I put the doll in the counter, the cash lady whispered something to her friend

and the friend was like "maybe she likes barbies.

and the cash lady was like "she should've picked the one with no pimples on.

then they laughed

they fucking laughed

infront of my facE

nOW HEY LADY IF UR READING THIS FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU AND HOW DARE YOU
and for the record it's not pimples

THEY ARE GODDAMN FRECKLES FOR UR ASSHAT INFORMATION

I COULD'VE SLAPPED U HARD WITH THIS BARBIE IF I WANTED TO

BITCH I WON'T BE BUYING THIS CRAP IF I DIDN'T EVEN NEED IT LIKE WTF ?????????????

dumb motherfucker.

putang ina mo i hope you know

make sure ur ass is bigger than mine if u want to start insulting me infront of my goddamn face thank you very much.

rant over