Sprinkles {#Wattys2018} ✔

10 \ R A S P B E R R Y

10 [r a s p b e r r y]

Bold is Asher Hughes.

Italisized is Charlotte Montgomery.

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"Ash, please don't be like this."

"Why not? Let's just go our seperate ways, like you said."

"I don't want to. If you would just listen to me-"

"Just like you listened to me?"

". . ."

"What else is there to say? All I do is annoy you. My calls distract you, and I'm just a waste of time, so I'll just leave you alone."

"You're the only good thing in my life right now, Asher! I don't know what to do . . . I don't have anybody."

"You act like you don't want me around."

"Well, maybe that's not the truth! Maybe I say what I don't mean sometimes."

"What is the truth, then?"

"I-I . . . I want you to stay. Because . . . Because I need you."

"All I do is bother you, Charlotte, and you know it. I'm just a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again."

"Did you just . . quote a Katy Perry song?"

"Uh. I have no idea what you're talking about, I don't even know that girl, psh-"

"I think you do. Those are the exact lyrics from "Firework.""

"Maybe, but that's not the point!"

"Asher!"

"Charlotte!"

"You're my friend. I don't want to lose anybody else."

"Fine. I'll stay on one condition. . ."

"Oh, no. What is it now?"

"I get to call you whatever nickname I want."

"Fine. Except Char."

"Except Char."

"Ugh. Okay, okay, fine. No dirty jokes though."

"I can't make any promises, babe."

"You are so terrible at flirting."

"Pfft, who said I was flirting?"

"I just did."

"Well, I'm not. Also, I'm not terrible at it. I can do some pretty sweet pick-up lines that reel all the ladies in."

"I'll be the judge of that."

"Hey, babe, do you have a band-aid? Because I think I've fallen for you."

"That actually sucked."

"Did you fart? Because you blew me away."

"Not laughing. That's disgusting."

"I need a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas."

"I bet you looked that one up on badpickuplines.com."

"Hey, you better call life alert because I've fallen for you and I can't get up!"

"I can only imagine you falling because your shoes were untied."

"Are you a speeding ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you really that stupid? I'm not a speeding ticket, I'm a human being. Idiot."

"My heart is missing! Did you steal it?"

"Uh, if your heart was missing then you would be dead. Can't wait for that day to arrive."

"Good thing I brought my library card with me, 'cause I'm totally checking you out!"

"Stop it, you're so lame this isn't even funny."

"Then why on Earth are you laughing?"

"Because you sound stupid, duh."

". . . If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

"Good thing I'm not a booger."

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