Saturday

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Well, today I told Mom that I was going for a party on Sunday but I THOUGHT she wasn't too hot for that idea. But actually, she was excited about it. Then she started to lecture me about how parties can make me a better person and other random things which I didn't understand.

She did tell me to call her every 1 hour but I was not going to listen to a mother who told me to be friends with Tracy. AKA the Dirtiest Girl in my grade,  she's literally so dirty that she picks up boogers from other dirty tables and LICKS it. Literally LICKS IT. No joke

A few days ago Dad asked me a picture of me playing a sport in school. Well, I don't have any. In Phys Ed, if we play soccer, I and Rowley hung behind the bleachers.

Actually, Dad wanted to show his boss that I like playing sports. Well, I just took a picture from the internet. It seemed pretty believable and Dad seemed pretty impressed by seeing the picture. So yeah, that's basically how Dad took me for ice-cream this evening.

Today Rodrick repainted his van, and Mom and Dad weren't happy when they asked how much it would cost  $120 dollars By the way.

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