Scorpio: Guys, I am so thirsty...
Leo: *snickers*
Scorpio: Why is everything sexual with you?
Leo: *smirks*
Scorpio: Ok! If we have to start eating people...Leo goes first.
Libra: Guys! I found water!
Capricorn: *rubbing temples* For the last time Libra, we can't drink that water. It's salt water. And it will KILL us!
Libra: *confused look and sits down angrily*
Virgo: I'll explain it this time.
Cancer: Guys, has anyone seen Pisces?
Gemini: *flirting with Aries* Last time I saw Pisces, she went to go look for water with Taurus.
Aries: *groans* They're gonna kill each other.
Aquarius: That's two less people we have to worry about.
Cancer: That's not funny!
Pisces and Taurus: *walk into the camp* WE FOUND WATER!
Sagittarius: You're not dead! *runs to hug them*