Cancer: *sighs* I can't believe we're lost! Sag this is all your fault, you got us lost again!
Sagittarius: It's not my fault! Aries read the map to me...
Aries: *fumbles with map and mumbles* How do you-
Virgo: *looks over Aries's shoulder* Aries it's upside down!
Aries: No it's not!
(Aries and Virgo start arguing)
Libra: Guys calm down....
Gemini: I can't use my GPS, there's no signal. And my phone's about to die.
Sagittarius: Oh, I got a charger.
Gemini: Where?
Sagittarius: At home. *busts out laughing*
Capricorn: *frowns* That's not funny...
Sagittarius: That's what she said! *laughs* But for real, it's in the car.
Gemini: *pulls on the car door* It's locked.
Aquarius: What?
Leo: You're joking-
Libra: Oh no...
Leo: Who locked the keys in the car?!
(Everyone looks around)
Taurus: *slowly walks away*
Cancer: Taurus did you lock the keys in the car?!
Taurus: Oops...
(Everyone starts arguing)
Aries: Pisces taught me how to read the map!
Virgo: *glares at Pisces*
Pisces: My bad....
Scorpio: Gemini, can I see your phone?
Gemini: What! Why?
Scorpio: Don't get an attitude-! Nevermind... *walks over to Taurus* Taurus, can you get me Gemini's phone?
Taurus: ...
Capricorn: Really Sag? Stop!
Sagittarius: She said that too!
Gemini: Where's my phone?
Aquarius: *walks off* Let me know when you guys unlock the door. *rolls eyes*
Virgo: *thinking* How do we get the door open?
Pisces: *stares at Scorpio* Are you calling for help?
(Scorpio's oblivious to Pisces)
Scorpio: Yeah, babe so I'll pick you up around-
Aries: Scorpio isn't helping! He's making a booty call!
Gemini: My phone!
Libra: Fighting isn't going to help...
Pisces: *daydreaming*
Virgo: Wait, where's Aquarius?
Cancer: Forget Aquarius, less weight on the car.
Libra: Cancer! Really?!
Cancer: What?
Capricorn: Who's good at picking locks?
(Everyone looks at Taurus)
Taurus: What will you give me if I do it?
Libra: I got a taco from when we stopped at Taco Bell.
Taurus: Give it to me.
Sagittarius: *whispers to Leo* She said that too...
Capricorn: Sagittarius!
(Libra gives Taurus the taco and she opens the door)
Aries: Finally!
(They drive off)
(Twenty miles later)
Virgo: Hey, we're running low on gas...
Cancer: But that was Aquarius's job...
Pisces: Wait, where is Aquarius?
(Everyone's eyes widen)
Everyone: Aquarius!
Libra: *sinks into chair* Here we go again...
