FEMALE AU BC I LOVE THE IDEA OF IT
Deana = Dean
Cas = cas bc I couldn't think of a girl name for him lmao
Cas: deanaaaaaaaaaaaa
Deana: wHAT
Cas: my tum tum hurts
Deana: cramps again?
Cas: yea, I feel like ripping my uterus out of my body and lighting it on fire
Deana: aww. Drink some raspberry tea and take a bath.
Cas: bUT I WANNA RIP OUT MY UTERUS AND SET IT ON FIREEEEE
deana: cas,baby child, no you do not. I know it would make a good story for tumblr but ya know you would die so that's kinda a set back.
Cas: I DONT CARE AT THIS POINT DEATTHH PLEEAASSE GIVE ME DEEAATHHH
deana: wait, can't you just poof away your cramps with your angelic powers...?
Cas: I don't know ill try
Cas: HOLY F**K IT WORKED
