[?] Luke and Ian: A Creepypasta [?]

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*NOT MY STORY*
*Improv Creepypasta w/ Yungtown - Ian and Friend *
* ^title of the YouTube video this is from *
*i just typed up the story*

It was a stormy June night and I was approaching my local game store which was not a GameStop it was just local which makes it creepier period.

The store's name was Gaming Senter spelled with an S. I noticed how it was misspelled and that disturbed me. I opened the door and saw a very thin man behind the counter period.

His name was Ian, and he was very thin and, uh, he-he welcomed me when I walked in the door by saying, "Muhahahahhahahah welcome to Game Sssssssssenter!" period.

I was perturbed, disturbed, and very uncomfortable by how I was welcomed. I looked up at Ian, the game clerk, and said, "This...is...not Halloween...question mark?"

"Yes!" Ian replied, "In fact it's June, if I remember correctly. You look like you are in need of a special type of game period.

My heart was racing a little fast. I-I looked up to Ian and said once more, "A special kind of game...what kind of game do you have in mind? Is it one for...the Xbox 360 question mark?"

"Why yes, it is!" Ian said. "The Xbox 360 is the most demonic console ever spawned...in America...period."

"Impossible. I own a 360 already, Mr. Ian, sir. And my 360 is not in the slightest demonic. So tell me, what of this 'special game'?" I said to Ian...a-gain.

Ian laughed once more and produced a blank disk from...his...back pocket...I guess...and handed it to me, saying, "This is free of charge after you pay me $60...period."

I pulled out my wallet and gave Ian $60. Reluctantly I looked at the disk, thinking I was getting ripped off, but hey. I was a part of a story...a story told by two sources that I had not known of and...still don't know of...but I'm somehow talking about it period.

After paying the mysterious game store clerk, I walked home...in the rain, without an umbrella because who the **** carries an umbrella, really...period.

In the distance, I spotted a dark alley covered in shadow. From it, emerged a dog. It stared at me with a very blank stare period.

"Woof." The dog said. "Woof woof woof. Bark. Woof." He continued. The dog bolted back down the alley and I followed in close pursuit...period.

The dog had a family...um...its...little demonic puppies from the trash can from which the puppies had emerged. They started to float and s-s-s-started floating slowly toward me. I was afraid. I raised my hands in defense and decided to run from the puppies with my disk i-i-in my back pocket...period.

"Woof woof!" The puppies cried. But in my mind, I heard voices saying, "The diiiiiskkkk, the diiiiiskkkk!" But my ears just kept hearing, "Bark! Bark! Bark!" as they were puppies period.

All throughout my jog home, the rain poured down on me like...bullets from a gun firing very fast but on my head. Wet bullets. A lot of wet, wet bullets. I made it home, with the blank disk in my pocket still hearing, "The diiiisk, the diiiisk!" As frightened as I was, I wanted the voices to go away from my head. I approached the Xbox period.

Umm...the voices still ringing in my head, I got a text from my neighbor, which read, "Shut ur dogz up." even though I only heard, "The diiiiiskkk, the diiiiiskkkk." My neighbor was an ***hole so I ignored it and then placed the disk inside the Xbox 360...period.

Hm. Okay. I placed the game in the Xbox 360 and booted up...I turned...I-I turned on the Xbox 360, and suddenly...STATIC. My TV was going "franktic." I couldn't make out the visuals, until suddenly, I started seeing spotted image of my neighbor Jeremy who just sent me that text message popping up saying, "CHH CHH CHH CHH SHUT CHH CHH CHH YOUR CHH DOGS UP CHH CHH!" It scared me...period.

"What a douchebag!" I thought aloud and turned off the Xbox because **** that guy. "The diiiiiskkk!" I heard once again. "The diiiiiskkk!" It sounded like it was coming from the front door...period.

Eager- ahem -I was eager t-to escape the voices. I would do anything to make them stop. I sprinted toward the front door as quick as I possibly could, tripping over a chair along the way, I scraped my elbow, but it wasn't time for a bandaid. No, not yet, I said to myself as I looked at the scraped elbow. I stood up and opened the door. There I saw an army of puppies, all barking, "Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!" But still in my head, "The diiiiskkk, the diiiiskkk!"

The barking continued. In the distance, I heard a screeeeam.
"SHUT YOUR DOGS UP!" My neighbor yelled from inside of his living room. I ignored him once again. Lifting the disk up towards the puppies, assuming that I took it with me from the Xbox, I think that happened, I offered it to the puppies. "Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark." The puppy nearest to me said. And in my head, I just kinda heard barking some more. It was...I think it was a regular dog. But the one behind it, "BARK BARK BARK! GIVE IT TO MEEE!" I heard. I trembled and extended my hand towards the second dog and the first dog just kinda ran in my house cause it was a regular dog and now I've got a dog in my house period! :)

I named my new puppy Sparkles because of how it sparkled when it came through the door. I would get a tag for it later assuming that I would survive the army of demonic puppies. I really hoped I could live out my life with Sparkles, my new dog. But now wasn't the time for that. Uh...crap. Pause. ~Luke forgot what was going on~ Resume. Upon handing the disk, I put...I placed my hands up, and the disk slowly floated out of my palms into the air and then all of the sudden an image starting to a-appear on the disk. It was fuzzy at first, but then, it became clear to me what this game was intended to be...period.

Slowly the blurry image began to focus. It was forming a face...a face that I recognized. It was Ian! From Game Ssssssssity? Senter! Game Senter! Which I go to all the time and would never forget the name of. He begins to emerge from the disk, climbing out, as all the puppies go, "Bark bark bark bark...bark bark." Ian, now emerged from the disk, says, "You freed me from Game Sity- I already forgot what it was...Game Senter! Not Game Sity! I never worked at a Game Sity. Now I can...uh...continue...to chase my dreams of being a dog groomer. These...are my dogs." "Bark, bark!" All of the dogs yipped in unison. "This is a very long sentence." Ian concluded...period.

"Your reward for freeing me," Ian continued, "is this puppy that you have named Sparkles. Take care of Sparkles, and don't ever let him leave your side. If you do...if he does run away, or die, or leave your side, you will die along with him. For you have played the contents of the disk on your television screen- ahem -and are now bound by a ridiculously strict contract that you did not realize you have signed period."

In a flash, the mysterious Game Ssssssentral worker...was it Sentral? Game Senter! The mysterious Game Senter employee vanished along with all of his puppies. I returned inside, not sure if I was really scared, or more just kinda annoyed with everything that had just happened. After taking two steps into my house, I heard a knock at the door. Slowly, I turned around and opened it. Standing outside was a police officer. And he said, "Yeah, we had a noise complaint about some dogs?"

THE ENNNNNND

*explosion sounds*

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