[COMPLETE] undertale zodiacs

On Mettaton's Show Like

Aries : "bake me into a cake? bOI I'LL LEGIT FITE YOU- *gets fucking decked*"

Capricorn : Probably Licking Mettaton's Legs Like Have You Seen Those Things?

Pisces : "I'm Mettasexual Now..."

Leo : "Pink is the manliest color"

Virgo : "Oh Hey I'm On T.V.! Mom Are You Proud Yet?!?! HUH?!?! *violently shaking the camera*

Gemini : "are you fucking kidding me? were you not a triangle just 10 seconds ago?"

Scorpio : "IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME-
PAPARAZZI-" (Papyrazzi//slapped)

Taurus : "is u a girl or a boi?"

Aquarius : "what th- TAURUS YOU CAN'T ASK PEOPLE WHAT GENDER THEY ARE- THAT'S RACIST-"

Cancer : "you two chill we're on T.V." *taking selfies to make everyone on instagram jealous*
"#ImFamousBitchez"

Libra : "lol wyd"

Sagittarius : "whAT tHE fuCK iS happENING?"

legit just so out of ideas rn-
anyway-
FUCK MEANS SEX AND SEX MEANS LOVE SO FUCK YOU ALL
(ノワ)ノ*+＊×°•'☆◇。