[COMPLETE] undertale zodiacs

- Getting a pet with Frisk

Aries : "This *points at self* is Pacifist. Pacifist is kind and helps everyone out, thus earning everyone's love and friendship. Not to mention a bright and happy future with their family. Pacifist is smart. Be like pacifist. That *Points at Chara pouting in a corner* is Genocide. Genocide is demonic and a menace. They murder everything and everyone in sight, earning a deadly reputation and a lot of hatred. Genocide is dumb and will die alone. Don't be like Genocide."
"FUCK YOU"
"SHUT UP CHARA I'M GIVING A LESSON TO THIS PET HERE"
You: *facepalm*

Capricorn : "Now, talk to the dummy and distract it while I come save you"
You: Deja vu.

Leo : "AAAAAAH. NOOOOO. STAY AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE MENACE!!!! (chara). ITS CONTAGIOUS AND WILL INFLUENCE YOU GENOCIDELY"

Scorpio : "GOOD GOD WHY DID YOU EAT ALL THE CHOCOLATE WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!"
*Terrifying Chara noises in the distance*

Pisces : "Animals are friendly. So pets should have pets too, right Y/N?"
You; um... what pet exactly can a dog/cat have...?
"Easy! *grabs Chara*"

Virgo : "Ahhh... The peaceful waterfalls..."
You: Um... Frisk... Are you teaching the dog/cat yoga...?
"Shhh Y/N... Inner peace leads to a successful pacifist..."
"WHAT LEADS TO A SUCCESSFUL GENOCIDER????"
"SHUT UP CHARA"

Gemini : "THE PET IS BITING/SCRATCHING SOMEONE. GODDAMMIT CHARA."

Cancer : "Y/N Y/N COME QUICK!! QUICK!!!"
You: WHAT HAPPENED???
"Look! It has made friends with the dummy!"
You: .....

Aquarius : "Now, see Goat Mom over there? Go. Attack her, aND KILL HER!!!!"
"Chara what in asgore's beard are you doing"

Sagittarius : "huh... This pet plays fetch better than me... *Starts seeing pet as a rival for Y/N's love*"

Taurus : "NONONONO PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!! GODDAMMIT CHARA!!"
"*Pokes head into the kitchen* NOT EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT FRISK!!"
"YES IT IS. EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT. GLOBAL WARMING IS YOUR FAULT"

Libra : "This pet is surprisingly quite..."
You: .... I think it's dead...
"Oh... GODDAMMIT CHARA!"